i wish to swim with the cranberries
this is what its all about baby
“why can’t you remember anything?” i’m sorry i dissociate 80% of the fucking time and my memory is awful lol
(via softporn)
never stop being a good person because of bad people
(via abignameindeepspace)
i hope that you become filled with so much happiness that it heals every part of you
(via witchcrafts)
I love the fact that peter parker after going through a window and crawling on the ceiling in a spiderman suit got asked if he was the spiderman and the guy fucking said no
(via kingofalright)
It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn
power move
Update: the someone is my father
does he have a flashlight
“dad did you have a flashlight?”
“no”
“how did you see?”
“moon.”
sounds like a dad to me
(via egberts)
i am not the same person i was 18 minutes ago.
(via abignameindeepspace)
SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW
(via talkingfruitbat)
Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch
You spelled real wrong.
Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
(via mcfrickenlosinit)
This is such a big mood. Speaking as a full-time graduate student in the metro DC area, I don’t blame her for waiting. The cost of living here is grotesque.
stfu, this bitch just another LARPing liberal
Like most models, Ocasio-Cortez did not buy the outfit shown here - she rented it for a photo shoot. Also, the clothes come from an environmentally-conscious fashion line, the designers of which are sensible to her political platform.
I see why you omitted these details - sexism is more catchy when you neglect the whole story
Also:
Period
That asshole deleted his account lol
(via seriousfreak)